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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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