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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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