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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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