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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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