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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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