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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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