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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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