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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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