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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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