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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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