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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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