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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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