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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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