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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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