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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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