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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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