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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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