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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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