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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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