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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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