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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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