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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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