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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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