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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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