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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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