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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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