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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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