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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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