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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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