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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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