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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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