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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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