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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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