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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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