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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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