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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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