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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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