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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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