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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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