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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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