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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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