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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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