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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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