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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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