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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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