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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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