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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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