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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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