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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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