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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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