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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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