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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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