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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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