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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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