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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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