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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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