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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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