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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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