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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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